How To fail your open water test •Tell your instructor you will race him to the surface. • Loudly proclaim that safety stops are for “wussies”. •Spit in your wetsuit and pee in your mask. • Ask your instructor, which fin goes on which foot. • Tell your instructor there is no way you can lift a cylinder with 2,000 pounds of air in it. • When asked for your dive plan, you hand over a bundle of travel brochures.
